"She asked me how to spell orange."
"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.. but I can't help it that I'm so popular."
"You Puerto rican? Lebanese. I feel that."
"I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so just promise me you won't make
fun of her."
"If you're from Africa, why are you white?"
"Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die."
"Wow, Damien. You've truely out gayed yourself."
"Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins peoples' lives."
"Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism."
"Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or esctasy tablets?
No.
What are marijuana tablets?"
"He's almost too gay to function."
"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining regina's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
"Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!"
Finis.
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